Saturday, December 23, 2006
Hey Santa, u better read this if you don't wanna be a meano
I know its the time of the year where you get busy with your pixies? elves? faeries? (whatever those little imps that hides with you are... let's just call them PACKERS). This festive season, i have provided a list of people whom i feel oughta received something from you and of course, i will also help lighten your load by providing a list of people whom you should not send anything to.
People whom you oughta send a gift to:
1)The nice people whom i bump into in thailand.
eg the station guard at Hualumpong Train Station. The chinese who work in the medical shop in ayutthaya who doesn't know chinese. The police in ayutthaya who is always scratching his crouch. The producer who allow us to take picture with the masked rider. These are the people who have in their own capacity make thailand a nicer place for tourist. Of course, i remember what the producer said to us, please come back to thailand. Well, my answer to that is, thailand has indeed become a nicer place because of people like you (of course, i don't mind going back).
2)United Clinic Doc.
I seriously think he is a rare breed. He shares his medical knowledge with patients who are willing to lesson. Beside the usual the consultation, he gave me a lesson on the medicine he prescribed, my current condition and what is actually ongoing in my body. Of course, whilst most people wouldn't even care what he said. Being the nerdy me, he has successfully strike the right chord! There are some doc who are simply just too money minded, but i can tell one look from his face, he isn't. Kudos to his passion and his contribution to the medical arena.
3) En Qi
Haha. Somehow i got this feeling you will call me meano if i don't mention your name here, dunno why. Cmon. I also never told ya that, but thailand trip has been better bcos of u. Ya know, it wasn't easy to come up with an itinery to suit the diversified needs of the people. But i guess the bottomline is, even if the itinery suck, a good company can make up for it. which is what i am contented to have once the trip start, cos i realise the impossibility of coming up with something that appeases everyone. Of course, you have alot of whacky moments which always amuses me. Still remember what happen at mac before the movie? we were trying to plan the next day itinery and all you wanted was a few unknown places that is completely out of the way. yes, i admit i laugh at you. but i didn't do anything on purpose so that i could laugh at you. Of course, not to forget the talk cock session we have at night and in the day where ty talks perpetually about NOTHING. and of course, for putting up with my pussy behaviour. there is nothing wrong being pussy. sometime, its better to take extra precaution in foreign land, more impt to keep your body healthy. at the very least, our lips don't crack.
4)Sincere people
This group consist of a few people who deserve credits but are probably uncomfortable if i mention their names. along the course of the year, i know i haven't really given my all to my friends given the change in my stance towards my social life. instead of concentrating my efforts on a small group, i had diversify into many people in many groups and hence the dilution. but it is encouraging to know that there are people who still go the extra mile for me. eg when i am sick, come all the down to yishun to pay me a visit. helping me check my exam script when i am not in sg even when i didn't ask them to. sending me handwritten cards. Taking the initiative to do something when sometime i have literally slack off... oops.
5)Tianyu
Yes, santa. I WANT GIFTS TOO. cmon, i known i haven't been all that nice this year. always bitching and offending people. but sometime, look at the underlying reason why i am doing all this. the truth always hurt for most people. if i don't push them, most people will never know where their shortcoming lies. i think i have in my own nasty ways, brought about positive changes in many people towards their life, towards their work. it is a pity in the process of doing that, people end up hating me. i mean it is just too bad. but hey, i have to endure alot of such shit just to make this world a better place. surely i deserve something right? let me tell you what i want ok? i want voodoo dolls, as much as possible. please?
People who doesn't deserve a gift:
1)Scholars:
I seriously think the bulk of them are just a waste of public money. the amount spend on them are definitely much less than the EXTRA benefit they reap as compared to non scholar. no idea what is so special about them. along the course of the year, i have met all sort of scholars, scholars who free rides. scholars who are hopelessly nerdy and can never get beyond being a geek. scholars who have childish thought who can acheive academic excellence but near zero EQ and understanding towards the behaviours of others. So here you go, ALL NO PRESENT. GO DO SOME REFLECTION AND TRY TO DO SOMETHING TO JUSTIFY THAT YOU"RE WORTH THE MONEY and off course, perhaps generate some positive externalities.
2) Xiao Ren:
Yeah, to all those people out there, always sneaking here and there behind my back. YOU ALL HAVE BEEN CAUGHT AND EXPOSED. cmon, do you really think you can get away with it? i have my own "imp" network running all over. you guys are funny, really, spending the bulk of your time sneaking behind everyone's back, not really contributing towards society, trying to save your own skin. But the bottomline is, your actions have just proved my point on what i have to say about you. its disappointing to know that you people still see things superficially for what they appear to be. always so self centered and thinking the world about yourself... but let me tell you what you people can do to get the christmas gift you all want. go sneak into santas factory and steal!
3) NJ:
You have just given me my first B in economics module. but that doesn't really matter, i have the grade to take such a punishment, but you give C+ as the median grade? now, that makes you a real stooge for this christmas. what's your prob man? everyone offended you? how can you compare this cohort to your previous cohort? last sem, you grade based on take home assignments and open book tests. this sem, you grade based on closed book test and exam, of course the result is different lah. weird lei you. this is so obvious and you don't see the link. you wanna sit a ty- leveled maths paper? not that i can set damn hard question, but i can give you my pet topic and see how you cope. vector space? wanna try me? but anyway, i hope you have a bad christmas. think you are most likely back in your home country playing the snow. come to think of it, you didn't have to pay for you tertiary education cos its subsidized for you all. no wonder, you don't feel our pinch having to pay big bucks and still get shit grades. But anyway, you have just ruined almost everyone's christmas, that in itself is a gift for you, i presume. so happy holiday.
4) Yang Yaosheng:
You're always late for all our outing except when it comes to work. the last outing was the ultimate. 7.5 hours. can anyone beat that? you missed sports, you missed lunch. you missed bulk of the ktv session. its a mentality problem ya know? you value only grades and work. but you don't value your peers who are willing to go through thick and thin with you. time to start changing that mindset which u have dude. else, even with the most fantastic grade, you won't even go far in life.
5) Aishah:
The epitomy of evilness? hahaha. i bet she's damn happy that her name appear here. she's dying for that i presume. always being so evil, poking fun and peers non stop. though i can match her sometime, i will still prefer to be good. but i know for her, she take pride in poking fun at others. and most of all, santa, i know she dun give a damn about you. if she sees you, she will most likely make you eat her socks more than anything else. hahaha. so save the trip santa. don't even bother visiting her place, plain waste of time.
6)Santa:
Honestly santa, i don't think you deserve anything too. what's your problem man? why can't you just give everyone something? who must you shitlist people and deprive people of gifts? if you have read my previous post, you will know what i am unhappy about man. i hope you can do something to change that song man. not gonna look good on you. or maybe its the truth, then in his case, YOU SUCK. feeling piss? see what i mean by people being childish? cannot take criticism. hey, i meant well, ok? time to do some reflection too santa.
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