Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Triple bill: Transexual sex / As stupid as stupid can get/ Never gamble with mathematician
Another one of those rare triple bill. This time its something really lewd and disgusting. Someone planted the thought in me and for some reason, i have the urge to blog it. Actually, i am someone who is usually not disgusted with anything, but for once, this story have got me thinking of some very nasty details.
Transexual Sex:
When a guy goes for a sex change operation, no doubt, he is castrated, ie his penis is removed, but due to hormonal purposes, they cannot remove his testicles. Hence as a result of it, they actually slit an opening somewhere and stuff the whole sac in and then stitch it up (GASP!). Hence, there you have it, a "lady" who is once a man walking along the street with a man made sex organ his balls stitch up somewhere within him/her. Here's the lewd part. How does a transexual have sex? I mean, who in the right frame of mind would want to have sex with them? Its an artificial sex organ... Its suppose to be muscle in there. It is gonna feel DIFFERENT bcos i have no idea what is in the sex organ of a transexual. Sometime, when the couple gets too aggressive, the stitches at the balls would be ripped, and yes... the "male" sex organ will be reveal. EEEEEee.... i cannot even imagine myself thinking what is it like... the thought is er... just so lewd. I mean in the first place, the new sex organ is obtain by sliting a opening somewhere. then you actually use that to have sex? on top of that, u have ur balls stuff somewhere in another slit and that balls will spill??? hmm... somehow the lewd thoughts in unsuccessfully put down in words... sigh... wadeva.
The next story is about the amount of stupidity that goes round in the police force. I am a firm believer of plainclothes police. bcos an uniformed police can never get the job done. Actually Yishun is quite a complicated place to stay in, many of the youths are involved in gangs and drugs. It is one of those days where there are some teens sniffing glue along the stairway. Then 3 police cars loaded with police came up but find no one. All these whilse, i was observing the whole situation and i can't help but wonder. Did the police even think they will be stupid enough to stay on if the police car drove past. Therefore, you should always use plain clothes to disguise the identity. it then occur to me that uniformed police are nothing but mere modern days scarecrows used to prevent crime. to really catch people, you need to have plain clothes to have the element of surprise. also, they are not uniformed, uniform will hinder agility, and hence slower movement. but as usual, like most civil service, police is also another dumbass place where the decision makers cannot think efficiently. which leads to the next point, if i were ever to do a thesis, i would tear singapore's budget apart and realli examine how prudently it is being spent. my gut feeling now... on average, if money was prudently spent. fiscal saving can easily be up to 50% minimum and maybe up to 70%.
Never Gamble With Mathematicians
I was in a pub with frens on our regulary binges when they started having the urge to play dice. Its just a number guessing game and i am so surprised how fast i picked it up and how little my friends think. i mean, i shan't go into the rules but basically, it can be worked out mentally the probability of how the games worked and the probabiltty of winning. its only after a short winning streak that i realised my friend dun think, they were realli playing for fun. but for me, the fun gets in calculating mentally the probabilty, though not exact, but at least somewhere near. and my conclusion is, never gamble with someone who has gone berserk thinking of mathematical problem.
posted @ 11:29 PM ||
